Ed's Big Christmas List

As I sit here and look at Mark and Jamie's Christmas Gift guide in The Recorder, I feel like I need to make my own list with stuff that I want. While some of it is more realistic than others, I like to think my parents love me enough to pick up a few of these things. Hint, hint, wink, wink. What the fuck am I doing, my parents don't read this, or for that matter, know how to use a computer.

1. Vizio 32" LCD HDTV

While having a xBox 360 is awesome, it doesn't do a whole lot for me if it isn't attached to a sweet TV. Anyways, all TV channels are going to be digital by 2009, so why wait?

2. Call of Duty 4 (xBox 360)

This is the most bad-ass game out right now that I can actually see myself playing. Halo 3 is losing its luster already and I rather play a war-based game. Come find me on Live mothafuckers.

3. Superbad - Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition)

While Superbad was one of my favorite movies this year, I only want this DVD cause it comes with an actual McLovin Hawaii ID, which Walmart banned for that exact reasoning. They suck anyways.

4. Nintendo DS Lite Crimson & Black

I know Mark already has a DS and absolutely loves it, so I decided that i needed a portable gaming system. Nintendo has never let me down, so I guess the DS is my choice.

5. Apple iPhone

Yeh, this is a complete cop-out because I work for Apple and I love
all of their products. This is the hottest thing all year and was named "Invention of the Year." Fuck all other phones.